I have to save some face after my post a few days ago. I’m not diseased, I just have poison ivy! I’m not even contagious! I don’t have to start using soap every day (although I will, I promise)! It’s just that nature hates me, which is ok, because I’m not head over heels for it either.
If anyone needs me, I’ll just be over here bathing in calamine lotion.
